Disclaimer:

Lensbaby is somebody's trademark. The use of the term does not imply any endorsement of the product, nor shall it in any way be construed as a derogatory statement on its possible qualities.

Bob is a fictional character; unclehood is a fictional relationship. Any resemblance to living or dead persons is unintentional.

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